Lunch Bag for the Modern Nomad

Lunch is a Lie. Pack Accordingly.

This is not a lunch bag. This is a portable containment unit for delayed regret.
Wrapped in color so loud it distracts from your existential reheated leftovers.
Fully insulated to keep temperature in and meaning out.
Zipper closure, because what is life without a boundary we pretend is secure?

Engineered for student drones, mid-shift simulants, and picnic poseurs—
anyone foolish enough to believe a break in the day is rest,
not just a scheduled pause between optimizations.

Perfect for:
– Office escapees performing “meal prep theatre”
– Children too young to suspect capitalism
– Friends you like just enough to trap them in style

A bold companion for your daily descent into the Break Room Abyss™.
Patterned with the chaos of the Feed. Lined with the echo of your last real meal.

Now featuring: Emotional Refrigeration Technology™
(Just insulation. But colder. Like you.)

Product features
- Stylish design to store food with flair
- Bright, vibrant colors from the latest printing methods
- Convenient carrying handle for effortless transport
- Secure zipper closure for easy access and safe storage
- Fully lined and insulated for optimal temperature control

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean any spills or stains

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean any spills or stains