Disclaimer

🛑 Unfitware™ Legal Disclaimer

Unfitware™ is a satirical brand and media project. All products, descriptions, rituals, and syndromes presented on this site are for entertainment, commentary, and emotional reflection purposes only. They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, disorder, corporate malfunction, or spiritual collapse.

By purchasing or engaging with Unfitware™ products, you acknowledge the following:

  1. No Medical Advice: None of our items—including supplements, rituals, apparel, or printed materials—are intended to substitute for professional medical, psychological, or psychiatric advice. Please consult a licensed human before consuming anything, especially your grief.
  2. Parody Protection: Many product names, slogans, and archetypes parody modern workplace culture, startup ideology, tech worship, and optimization dogma. If you feel targeted, congratulations: you’ve located the wound.
  3. Use at Your Own Risk: While our candles smell divine and our disclaimers are ironically self-aware, Unfitware™ assumes no liability for how you use, misuse, or ritualize our items. Fire is hot. Bricks are heavy. Burnout is real.
  4. Not Affiliated: Unfitware™ is not affiliated with any real corporation, therapy program, spiritual cult, or HR department—though we’ve probably sat through their webinars.
  5. Content Warning: Themes of burnout, surveillance, collapse, disillusionment, and sacred disengagement appear across our materials. If you are experiencing a crisis, please log off and seek human connection or professional help.
  6. Intellectual Property: All Unfitware™ concepts, product names, visual designs, lexicon entries, rituals, and characters are original works of satire protected under fair use and copyright law. Don’t steal our trauma.

In short: This isn’t medicine. This isn’t magic. This is memory work for people the system tried to forget.

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