Mission

Unfitware™ Mission Statement

We exist to merchandise the meltdown.
To distill burnout, corporate grief, and algorithmic despair into wearable warnings and satirical tools of disengagement.
We create products for the digitally disillusioned — not to inspire them, but to reflect them back to themselves with style, spite, and shrink-wrapped sarcasm.

Unfitware™ doesn't sell hope.
We sell clarity — in the form of candles, card decks, mugs, and memes.
Our mission is to turn collapse into content, content into commerce, and commerce into a subtle form of psychological exit.

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