About
What is Unfitware?
Unfitware™ is a brand and a movement for people who are tired of pretending everything’s fine.
It makes funny, sad, and weird products that mock the broken system we live in
But it’s more than just merch.. it is soft rebellion
Why Does It Exist?
Because the modern world pushes you to:
- Stay permanently connected and engaged
- Work like a machine or be replaced by one
- Hide your feelings and pretend this is all ok
- Remain productive and agree to the terms
- Feel guilty for being human and needing rest
- Accept being watched, tracked, monitoried, and analyzed
Unfitware™ says: No thanks.
It’s for people who feel burned out, overwhelmed, and done with pretending.
What Does It Do?
It gives you:
- Rituals to help you unplug, quit, or grieve
- Funny tools that mock the pressure to constantly be productive
- A language to talk about burnout, stress, and collapse
- Products that express the language of collapse
In Short
Unfitware™ helps you deal with a broken system—by laughing at it, refusing it, and reclaiming yourself.
It’s not self-help.
It’s rebellion and sabatoge as ceremony.
Slogan:
Log out. Drop in. Reclaim.