Important Notice Regarding Supplement Labeling

All Unfitware™ supplements are real, high-quality products manufactured by trusted, third-party, FDA-registered facilities. The formulas meet or exceed industry standards for dietary supplements and are safe when used as directed.

However, the product names, labels, syndromes, and claims featured on our packaging are entirely satirical and created for entertainment and parody purposes only.

Unfitware™ uses humor, irony, and social commentary to highlight the absurdities of modern life, tech culture, and wellness marketing. Phrases like "Syncxiety," "Optimization Grief," and "ScrollBlocker™" refer to fictional conditions and should not be interpreted as real medical diagnoses, conditions, or treatments.

These comedic elements are not meant to mislead, but to offer cultural critique through parody.
We encourage all customers to read the actual Supplement Facts panel and consult a healthcare provider for any health-related concerns.

The satire is fake. The supplement is real.

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