Car Sun Shade

PRODUCT DETAILS
Name: Foldable Car Sun Shade
Type: UV-Blocking Windshield Cover
Material: Reflective polyester with collapsible wire frame
Dimensions: Standard size fits most passenger vehicles (55" x 27.5")
Care Instructions: Wipe with damp cloth. Fold and store in cool, dry place.
Safety Notice: Do not use while driving. Remove before operation of vehicle.
Country of Origin: Printed and shipped from regional partner facilities (USA, CA, EU, etc.)
Shipping & Returns: See Shipping Policy and Returns Policy for details.

A Shade Between You and the Blazing Truth.

Behold: the Reflective Barrier of Pretend Control.
This isn’t just a car sun shade. It’s a windshield-wide act of defiance.
Against solar oppression. Against dashboard decay.
Against the illusion that any commute is “quick.”

Infused with Heat Rejection Protocols and printed in Distraction Glyphs,
this foldable relic shields your sacred cockpit from the tyranny of the daystar.

Perfect for:
– Commuters embalming their dashboards
– Road trippers fleeing the algorithmic abyss
– Families preserving snack zones from solar liquefaction

Blocks UV rays. Preserves the illusion of freshness.
Folds like your will to resist once you enter traffic.

Great for:
☀ Summer doom drives
☀ Beachside scorched-earth lounging
☀ Daily loops through the Asphalt Simulation

Cool on the inside. Dead on the outside.

Product features
- 100% durable polyester fabric for long-lasting use
- Aluminized cushion backing prevents sun damage
- Includes suction cups for hassle-free installation
- Folds easily for compact storage when not in use
- Available in multiple sizes to fit various vehicles

Care instructions
- Use a soft brush or a damp cloth to clean the surface, removing dust and dirt. When storing the sunshade, avoid moisture, high temperatures, or being squeezed to maintain its shape and performance

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft brush or a damp cloth to clean the surface, removing dust and dirt. When storing the sunshade, avoid moisture, high temperatures, or being squeezed to maintain its shape and performance