Semi-Automatic Foldable Umbrella

FOR WHEN THE SKY FILES A COMPLAINT.

Behold, the ritual shield for the emotionally soggy commuter — the Personal Weather Denial Field™. Engineered for collapse (literally), this semi-automatic marvel deploys at the push of a button, as if to say: “Not today, sky. Not today.”

Rain? Sun? Surveillance from above?
This artifact wards off all three (disclaimer: mostly just the first two).

Its vivid outer shell adds a pixel of personality to the grayscale drudge of daily navigation. Not merely a shelter — it is a statement of refusal. Refusal to soak. Refusal to squint. Refusal to let the atmosphere dictate your mood.

Give it as a gift to that friend who always forgets an umbrella but never forgets their unresolved emotional baggage. Or keep it for yourself, a noble shield-bearer in the moist wars of public transport.

Product features
- 100% Polyester for durability and waterproof protection
- 8 strong fiber ribs for added support and stability
- One-handed semi-automatic operation for quick use
- Comfortable rubber handle for easy grip
- Includes an umbrella sleeve, wrist strap, and velcro tie wrap for convenience

Care instructions
- Leave open to dry. Wipe clean with damp cloth.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand U12, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Leave open to dry. Wipe clean with damp cloth.