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Festival Vibe Crop Top - Unfit Ware, Stylish Summer Top, Music Festival Wear, Casual Day Out Shirt, Trendy Streetwear

Festival Vibe Crop Top - Unfit Ware, Stylish Summer Top, Music Festival Wear, Casual Day Out Shirt, Trendy Streetwear

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The Disassociation Top™

Bare Midriff. Full Collapse.

Less fabric. More Feed

This top exists because nothing says “I’m free” like dressing for the algorithm while dancing in its cage. A stylish scream into the noise—cut short, just like your attention span.

You're buying a symbol of carefree rebellion through a platform that harvests your joy for data. That’s the real festival vibe: simulated spontaneity sponsored by surveillance.

Wearing The Disassociation Top™ won’t heal your social media-induced identity fracturing. But it might help you feel cute while forgetting who you are—just long enough to upload it.

Crop the shirt. Crop the self. Broadcast the void.

Or don’t. Wear a blanket and cry in public instead.


Includes:

🌞 Breathable fabric for controlled meltdown exposure

🎶 Festival-friendly fit for curated euphoria

💀 Cropped length to match your digital attention span

📸 Streetwear aesthetic optimized for one (1) story post

🖤 “Unfitware” logo—because even your torso deserves a brand crisis

Log Out. Drop In. Reclaim.


 

Product features
- Soft and luxurious fabric blend of 65% Polyester and 35% Cotton.
- Scoop neckline that flatters and enhances your silhouette.
- Trendy raw bottom and sleeve hems for a relaxed, casual look.
- Self fabric shoulder tape ensures clean lines and longevity.
- Lightweight (3.5 oz/yd²) perfect for warm weather and layering.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Next Level 5080, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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