The Signal Shroud™

For When You’d Rather Be Unseen Than Improved.

Not a mask. A mute button for your face.

This item exists because sometimes you need a layer between your face and the system. A soft, stretchy boundary against performance recognition. A wearable refusal. A portable “no.”

You are purchasing a multi-use, anti-utility cloth using the exact tools that stole your attention in the first place. That contradiction? It's the entire point. This is not athleisure. This is athleaveure.

Wearing the Signal Shroud™ won’t fix your burnout or erase your browser history. But it might muffle the sound of push notifications just enough to remember your own breath.

Cover your face. Block the Feed. Hike like you’re escaping.

Or don’t. Just stare into the algorithm until it blinks first.

Log Out. Drop In. Reclaim.

Includes:

🫥 Ultra-lightweight fabric for existential lightness

🌀 Multifunctional: mask, headband, identity blur tool

🌬️ Breathable so you can whisper “no” without condensation

🖤 “Log Out. Drop In. Reclaim.” design printed in subtle despair

🪞 One size fits most—because none of us really fit anymore

Product features
- 100% polyester microfiber provides an elastic and breathable fit.
- Can be styled as a headband, do-rag, scarf, or beanie for multipurpose use.
- Offers UPF 50+ sun protection for outdoor activities.
- Strong overlocked seams ensure durability and longevity.
- Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you dry and comfortable.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)