FOR WHEN YOU MUST APPEAR PRESENT WHILE DISSOCIATING GRACEFULLY.
This is the tank top worn by the Ghost of Summer Abs — that vaporous presence haunting gym mirrors and birthday barbecues alike. Sleeveless not out of vanity, but necessity — for one must air out the grief. The fabric? Soft enough to mourn in. Durable enough to lift a barbell full of unmet expectations.
Perfect for beach days where the tide rolls in more emotionally stable than you. Ideal for workouts where the real muscle group targeted is your will to participate. And if you're just lying face-down on your couch, contemplating the algorithm’s chokehold on your soul? It performs well there, too.
Gift it to the fitness enthusiast in your life who’s quietly giving up. Or to the laid-back legend who knows that style is just another symptom of existential drift.
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2XL
Width, in
18.11
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
Length, in
28.15
29.33
30.31
31.30
32.68
Product features - Seamless construction for a smooth appearance and reduced fabric waste. - Bindings made from the same soft fabric for a cohesive look. - Composed of premium materials: solid colors are 100% cotton; Sport Grey is a blend. - Manufactured with 100% Ringspun cotton for enhanced softness. - Lightweight fabric at 4.5 oz/yd² for breathability and comfort.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
