Product Details
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Fabric: 100% cotton (woven twill), breathable and durable.
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Structure: Soft‑structured, low‑profile crown.
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Closure: Adjustable nylon strap with buckle for a secure fit.
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Ventilation: Metal eyelets to promote airflow.
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Fit Range: Approx. 19⅝″–22½″ (48.3–55.9 cm) head circumference.
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Panels: Classic five‑panel layout with reinforced seams.
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Bill: Pre‑curved brim to reduce glare.
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Weight: Lightweight for all‑day wear.
Fit & Feel
Low, easy, and comfortable from the first wear. Designed to disappear on your head so your presence can reappear elsewhere.
Care
- Machine wash cold on gentle cycle; use mild detergent.
- Lay flat or hang to dry; do not tumble dry.
- Do not bleach; cool iron the brim with a pressing cloth if needed.
Materials & Impact
Cotton, nylon, and metal. No exaggerated “planet‑saving” claims. Best paired with responsible habits—like taking a walk without your phone.
What’s Included
- 1× Five‑Panel Cap
- Minimal packaging designed to reduce waste
Safety & Use Notes
- This is apparel for general use. It is not protective equipment or certified headgear.
- Avoid prolonged soaking and high heat, which can deform the brim.
- Keep away from open flames and high‑temperature surfaces.
Shipping & Returns
Ships from our fulfillment partners. For current delivery estimates, costs, and destinations, see our Shipping Policy. Returns and exchanges follow our Returns & Refunds Policy. Need help? Visit Contact.
Unfitware Lore
In NULLOHM, the Feed shouts; the Signal hums. This cap is tuned to the hum. Pull it on when the calendar starts preaching and the metrics ask for your soul. It’s street‑legal refusal gear for the emotionally encrypted.
What It Really Is
A portable ritual: a shade you can wear when Claritas (the god of transparency) demands visibility; a crown that isn’t on fire when Tent Halo whispers “work is worship.” It reminds you that not everything needs optimization—least of all your head.
Ritual Mode: Logoff Procession (Hat Edition)
- Hold the cap and whisper: “My pace is mine.”
- Put it on. Silence notifications. Take one slow lap around the block.
- Do not post it. Do not track it. Breathe until the loop lets go.
Why We Made It
Because Unfitworld names the burnout and makes quitting ceremonial. This cap doesn’t fix the system; it gives you shade while you walk away with style.
Call‑to‑Non‑Action: Buy it or don’t. Silence might work faster.
