ScrollBlocker™ – Brain Support for Scroll Fatigue

ScrollBlocker™ – Brain Support for Scroll Fatigue

Stop Doom Before It Loads

Welcome to the end of endless. ScrollBlocker™ is our clinically inconvenient response to the crisis of continuous input. Designed for overstimulated thumb-warriors, neuro-curious doomscrollers, and anyone caught in the infinite loop of knowing too much about too many things too late at night.

This supplement doesn’t boost focus — it murders distraction. Each capsule forms a metaphysical firewall between you and the algorithm’s next suggestion. No more half-baked reels, ragebait headlines, or unsolicited wellness reels from your ex’s new life coach.

Real(ish) Benefits:

• Reduces digital input fatigue before it becomes another personality trait

• Promotes mindful disengagement from terminal scroll loops

• May support mental clarity, if used ironically

Ingredients:

A proprietary blend of bitter herbs, filtered silence, neuroadaptive irony, and placebo-grade mindfulness.

Suggested Use:
Take 1 capsule before opening any app you “just want to check for a second.”

“Not FDA approved, but definitely consumable.”

Unfitware™ Dietary Supplement | 60 Capsules | 404mg of Pure Cognitive Quit

Log Out. Drop In. Reclaim.

Disclaimer: Not FDA approved, but definitely consumable.

Designed to support exercise performance, muscle function, provide antioxidant support, and support recovery from exercise, this supplement is a valuable addition to a demanding lifestyle. 

Key ingredients include Vitamins A, C, D, E, B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, Pure Folic Acid, Biotin, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Zinc, Selenium, Copper, Manganese, Chromium, Potassium, L-Glutamine, Green Tea Extract, Bacopa Extract, Inositol, N-Acetyl L-Tyrosine, Bilberry Fruit Extract, Gaba, Grape Seed Extract, Grape Fruit Seed Extract, and Olive Leaf. 

Capsuled in the USA from globally sourced parts at FDA-registered and GMP-certified facilities, it undergoes third-party laboratory testing. This non-GMO supplement is lactose-free.

Ingredients: Vitamin A (as Beta Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Vitamin D (as cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (as dl Alpha Tocopheryl 50%), Vitamin B1(as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (Riboavin), Vitamin B3 (Niacin), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxal Phosphate), Folic Acid Pure, Biotin, Vitamin B5 (Pantothenic Acid), Calcium (as calcium carbonate), Iron (as Ferrous Fumarate), Magnesium (as magnesium oxide 58%), Zinc (oxide), Selenium (Selenium Amino Acid Chelate 0.2%), Copper (Gluconate 13%), Manganese (Chelate 20%), Chromium (Polynicotinate), Molybdenum (Amino Chelate), Potassium (Citrate 36%), DMAE Bitartrate (Dimethylaminoethanol), L Glutamine, Glutamic Acid, Green Tea Extract, Bacopa Extract, Choline (bitartrate), Inositol, N-Acetyl L-Tyrosine, Bilberry Fruit Extract, Gaba (Gamma Aminobutyric Acid), Grape Seed Extract, Grape Fruit Seed Extract, Olive Leaf, Cinnamon Bark Extract, Licorice Root Extract, Boron (Citrate), DHA (Docosahexaenoic Acid) 14%, Vanadyl Sulfate 19%, Phosphatidylserine 20%, Huperzine A. Inactive Ingredients: Cellulose (Vegetable Capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide. Contains: Soy & Fish

Please note: Relevant product and manufacturing certificates can be found in downloadable assets after you start designing

.: Capsuled In The USA from globally sourced ingredients
.: Capsuled At FDA Registered and GMP Certified Facilities
.: 3rd Party Laboratory Tested
.: Non-GMO
.: Lactose Free

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: As a dietary supplement take two (2) veggie capsule once a day. For best results take 20-30 min before a meal with an 8oz. glass of water, or as directed by your healthcare professional.